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tumblr has given me the worst sense of humor ever i’m gonna be so screwed for school like if some student catches on fire i’ll probably burst into laughter

(Source: drifblimed)

egberts:

canadianmountiejesus:

egberts:

stalf:

egberts:

do you think cats know they dont have thumbs

do cats know what a thumb is

why wouldn’t they lol everyone knows what a thumb is

cats know what thumbs are but do thumbs know what cats are

ashbensos:

who the fuck designed this though
like how am I now supposed to get a chipmunk voice without giving spiderman a fucking blowjob huH

mermaidcunt:

oh my god i’m soooo tired… *stays online for 5 hours*

cassbones:

shannananan:

acciocupcakes:

#such a beautiful place to be with a grande non fat soy latte

the longer you look the funnier it is

Dobby doesn’t have to take anybody’s shit anymore. Dobby is a free elf
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